Internet : What To Do With It
By: L and Q
This discussion occurred because L was working a lot at her job and quite bored and sickened by it. She had long been annoyed and frustrated by her job.
Q:
Well, did you finish your work
L:
Nope, just bored to death. And very tired. Work sent me this email and they can't even focus on what they want. I will probably keep that one till tomorrow.
Q:
You should drink coffee. Well... yeah. I mean, I would be bored... if all I did was budgeting.
L:
My brain is mush. I think I will download the net. Or print it.
Q:
Download the net? Isn't that a bit of a project? Anything in particular? My question, when downloading the net, is where to start? Do you start on Yahoo!? Google? Amazon?
L:
I think you start with what you want then move your way up or down. So for example, you think of ebooks you want and download those then maybe you move on to all the ebooks in the entire world.
Q:
Will you be printing porn, too? *LOL* BUT. . . . . suppose you own the real printed copy of the book - do you still download ?
L:
Eeek.. didn't think of porn I don't really want porn. hmm what to do
Q:
Okay, see, now you are making limits.
L:
I do - because it is a comprehensive project.
Q:
Yes, comprehensive. What about the new sites that appear daily? What about sites that are UPDATED from when you printed/downloaded them?
L:
Well they will be added to the list, but probably is there is no list. You just state you are downloading as of tomorrow, and that is it.
Q:
I've been to the end of the internet. Its not pretty. The Thirteenth Floor has nothing on how scary it is....... Wow. Well. That's very interesting, L. Nice. How lovely. Maybe you should start by downloading/printing things on coffee?
L:
Well, I don't like coffee or want it.. so that would go against the method. because by the time I get to things I don't want or like, I will probably be dead by then.
Q:
*LOL* Yes. or your hard-drive will be full, of course. I can live a fulfilling life with the internet. I will let you know when new sites appear to be downloaded, of course. Well, since you are printing the internet, maybe you will print how the Yankees got eliminated and Joe Torre may be fired as manager. And how A-Rod had a tremendous season.
L:
I might one day at some point reach that.
Q:
Maybe the day you reach that, they will actually be in the World Series at the time....
L:
They [Yankees] just may be. I still need to actually get a printer.
Q:
I don't think printing is such a good idea..
L:
Well, I want to read some.. and I don't like screens that much, you know.
Q:
Kills trees - and then you would have killed trees printing out sites on the deforestation of the planet.... kinda.... bizarre series of events.
L:
Hmm, u have a point. Maybe then I will get a printer that prints on materials and just breed lambs. Well, breed them, eat them, and use their wool.
Q:
I have a better idea. I'm going to e-mail myself the internet.
L:
Ooh! Yeah, and we can check that big increase storage the allege that they have now in mail accounts.
Q:
Of course. And its so right to keep the internet on the internet.
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